OKI! Is Everywhere…

Oki! is a fool, but is brave; irresponsible, but generous; thinks of nothing but protecting Oki!’s own feelings, but if you touch Oki!’s heart, there’s nothing Oki! wouldn’t do for you; believes in nothing and still Oki! does what is right.

Oki! can’t write Oki!’s way out of a… You know… Something that’s really easy to get out of without even trying. Say, like, someone in a room with an ajar door? Or, perhaps, a dead tauntaun’s belly? Or…

Oki! wants to make sure you know what Oki! likes. Oki! doesn’t know good taste from bad taste, but Oki! does know what Oki! likes. Knowing what you like is important. Almost as important as knowing what you don’t like. If you don’t know what you like, then this is a good place to start. On the other hand, you might find out what you don’t like. That’s ok too. Cause then Oki! will know that Oki! doesn’t like you. And remember: Knowing what you like is almost as important as knowing what you don’t like.

Oki! is not a professional anything, so don’t take anything Oki! writes as fact, truth, gospel, or otherwise. For all we know, Oki! is a spambot accumulating vast amounts of words and systematically placing them in an order that makes only mere grammatical sense. Actually, if that were the case, this blog might actually hold more intellectual, inspirational, and original substance than is actually attempted.

Oki! gets really sick of writing in the third person, but such is the life of Oki!… *sigh*